Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
There's always time for handjobs
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
You're not on my level until you shop at Petsmart for sex accessories.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Jerry got outside again, i found him making dirt angels in the garden. I need to put a bell on that bastard.
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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