the vacuum is drunk
what?
i spilled my drink and tried to vacuum it and now the vacuum is drunk
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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