Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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