if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
This gyro tastes like lonliness
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Found my other fake eyelash. In a condom wrapper...
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Fuck you. Fuck this party. I just wanted to be pretty with a cute little tiara and boys sucking my tits, now i have a hangman game drawn on my face and jello shots in my hair.
I wanted to give you a great birthday party. You know I did.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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