it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
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