So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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