when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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