Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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