and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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