You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
I just blew my weed a kiss
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Sorry this is taking so long. I'm looking for my dignity.
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