he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Im just a social blackout drinker.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
First time a guy goes down on me and his dog had its head on my knee the whole time. I swear it was judging me.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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