I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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