next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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