He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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