Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
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