We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
I intend to get homeless drunk
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
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