nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
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