just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Perhaps if I didn't mortify my parents last night with my drunken obnoxious behavior which resulted in the casualty of an entire decorative bathroom shelf which I completely ripped off the wall and left for dead, I would be more than willing to go day drinking.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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