what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
her facebook's as public as her vagina
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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