Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I didn't think you were that drunk until you were trying to rub your foot on my vag under the table at the thai place.
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