i don't like sucking hair
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
NoShamevember. You game?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
you made it your goal to puke in every planter around the union. you got most of them. im proud of you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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