So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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