okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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