i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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