I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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