well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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