he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Current dream situation- Gordon Ramsey is my Uber driver and he's hauling around a backseat filled with chocolate covered açai berries. I'm good for eternity.
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
You randomly sent me a black Santa Claus emoji at 2am. I think alcohol was involved.
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