Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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