I'm currently googling how to make a dress out of a trash bag. It's going to be a great night.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
he asked me for a gerbil feeder full of alcohol
I'm dressed like a deranged cupcake. Let's get fucked up.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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