Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I woke up with a half eaten bag of lettuce in my hand, wearing my Halloween costume from last year. Damn you tequila.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
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