I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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