that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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