it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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