playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Listen here, Ms. "I'm Gonna Get Super Drunk and Run From My Friends Screaming That They Were Going to Drag Her to a Scientology Recruitment Camp"...
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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