If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
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