Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
of course. lets lasso hookers.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize