How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Sometimes, when I pour the powdered creamer in my coffee I like to pretend it's Colombian grade cocaine.
That's the kind of morning coffee a girl could welcome the day with.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
KY in my mouth and throat does not a party make.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
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