i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
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