Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
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