that's an acceptable place to lick
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
Come see our sink grown plant.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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