WTF I just almost got ran over by a fucking cop!!!!!!
LOL you shoulda thrown yourself in front for money. Fucking cops!
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
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