How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
i like how i just referred to his pregnant wife as the "other" melissa and you didn't even judge me.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Randomize
