Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Randomize
