i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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