he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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