U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
