I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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