i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
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