No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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