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yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
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You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
YOU RECOMMENDED ME TO THIS GIRL BECAUSE SHES A STRIPPER AND YOU KNOW MY WEAKNESS FOR STRIPPERS WITH CHILDREN.
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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