You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
You know you need to take better care of yourself when shaving reminds you of sheep shearing...
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Is it weird that I shop for lingerie by thinking if it will look good on both me and your floor?
No. Not at all.
Randomize
