my soul wont recognize me after tonight
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
Never underestimate the power of titties
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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