yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I need Jameson.
Yea? How do you think I feel? Your job during the delivery is to keep that flask ready. The moment our kid pops out, I'm taking a shot.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
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