Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
Whoever decided it was a good idea to sell 40's at a bar with life-sized jenga deserves a nobel prize.
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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