I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I shall celebrate this moment with a beer conveniently located in the sock drawer directly to the right of me.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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