Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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